I kid you not... SpongeBob Squarepants accused of promoting homosexuality.
Oh yeah, um, the Patriots won. I root for the Steelers when they're not playing the Patriots! So please don't lynch me. (Made a nickel off Dan. Yep, $0.05)
Peace, I'm really enjoying The Diamond Age by Neal Stephenson (author of Snow Crash (awesome book), Cryptonomicon (also excellent), and Zodiac (very fun)).